also watching people on tumblr freak out about art hanging in galleries that isn’t representational art, of like nude people draped all over eachother or some bold guy in bold clothes conquering some bullshit or whatever, is always so funny, “THIS ISNT ART BECAUSE I DONT UNDERSTAND IT ART IS DEFINED BY WHETHER OR NOT I GO ‘YUP’ WHEN I LOOK AT SOMETHING”
April 2012
26 posts
March 2012
34 posts
Machine translation errors have left us with mistranslated menu titles as “Fuck the duck until exploded” and “The Wild Germ Hates Soup.” Here are some other items found on menus in non-English speaking regions:
Duck denies child support sour
Irrational beef pot
Unconscionable lettuce salad fries the wheat field
Chicken demands cabbage lifestyle
Renegotiated vegetable strand pulled loudly
Harsh young chicken judgement
Loud Shrimp emergency exit route
Vague pepper chicken threatens the broth
Chicken on fire complicates spice trend
Superficial clam covers the salted pond
Fresh pincer seafood ejaculation
Powerpoint Chicken
Fried intestine’s best friend lies to plumber
Breakdown in hostage negotiation squid
Fresh beef derived from Chancellery and installed in Prime Minister’s cabinet
Track listing:
1. Dark Side of Bright Lit Blue Skies
2. Another Butt-House Blondie In The Wall
3. Don’t Talk To Us And Them
4. Reminiscence On, You Crazy Diamond